Corporate Fat Cat

Have you ever wanted to be a cat that buys and sells fish on the stock market?

Well, now your weirdly specific dreams can come true!

This simulation game dives deep into the subconscious of your mind, combining your three great passions: Cats, Money and Fish!

Will you be able to survive the Fish Stock Market? Will you be able to pay for your child's college education? Will these questions be answered?? [maybe]

Navigate the [metaphorical] high seas with rainbow colored fish, and make some [fake] money while clicking your mouse as fast as possible until you exhaust yourself.

Listen to the finest [publicly available, commercially licensed] music this side of a website that provides them!

Enjoy, to your heart's desire, a fish - dangling tantalizingly above a cat - who's mouth is most assuredly watering _!?

Play this game and learn why it's actually an experience you never knew you didn't necessarily need, but probably could not have done without - sort of. [what?]

Caution: Potential loud noises and flashing lights are present in the game, player discretion is advised._